Update

I am no longer cranky. In fact, once the kids were off, I got a lot accomplished! I weed whacked, mowed and blowed. I even did doggy duty, if you know what I mean. I cleaned my bathroom, including scrubbing my shower doors which I hate to do. I finally took Cara's advice and bought Greased Lightning for the soap scum and hard water build up. For the $3 a bottle, it was well worth it. I bought new house plants and planted them. My kids came home happy. We had Sarah and Nico over and they played outside all night. Sam and I read together. So for such a crap morning, it ended up being a worthwhile day.
And just so you know, I have no idea how peanut butter is supposed to get gum out of hair. I know my mom used it on me once, and I googled it and everyone was singing praises; all I know is scissors always save the day.