Choosing the Rolling Turd

Next month for Memorial Day we are heading up to Moab, Utah. We are lucky enough with Nate's job that they are letting us take one of the RVs off the lot for our trip! Way exciting. Tonight we headed into the dealership to get an idea of what would suit our needs and our family, so we got to go check out quite a few of the Rolling Turds. (Have you seen RV the movie?) Let me just say, after a while they start to look the same, I couldn't even imagine trying to buy one. Our kids reactions were too funny though. Heaven help the men they marry.
Sam:
It smells like corn.
I definitely don't want this one. It smells funny. (I told her the carpets had just been shampooed. "OOOOH gross!" she exclaimed. She pictured shampooing the carpet like we do her hair.)
I don't like the blue carpet.
It doesn't have a tub.
The toilet is too small.
Megan:
It doesn't make me feel cozy.
The couch sounds funny when you sit on it.
I like this one! It has a swivel chair!
It has too much wood in it. (You know, cabinets and stuff, heaven forbid!)

I know no matter what we end up taking, it will be fabulous. Nate took us into the $250,000 ones. They are absolutely amazing. (Yeah, for some reason they don't want us to take one of those!?!?) I bet they are bigger than my house. Pretty nice for retirement, I am thinking! I am so excited!